Reasons my 8 month old is crying...

I'm sure you've probably seen the site "Reasons my son is crying".  Children cry for all kinds of ridiculous (and hilarious!) reasons.  Charlie is usually a great little guy who isn't too fussy during the day, but this morning was really difficult and I sent Phil a very grumpy text after a few hours.  It went something like this...

Reasons Charlie has cried today:

He woke up

Daddy got him out of bed, not Mommy

I took him upstairs to nurse

I set him down after nursing

He fell over

I was in the kitchen making breakfast and wouldn't let him lick the kitchen floor

I didn't cut his pear fast enough

I put him back on the floor after breakfast

He was ready for a nap

I put him down for a nap

Eva barked

He woke up from his nap

I put him in his seat so I could shower

I burped him after nursing him

I set him on the floor again

I turned the hair dryer on

I turned the hair dryer off

I changed his diaper

I changed his clothes

The dog walked by him 

Blame it on teething, blame it on a tough night, blame it on something!  All I know is EVERYTHING that happened today made him cry.